How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.