They planet.
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Because they couldn't get 7up
It don't need cleaning!
Nasa first called it Albert
So he could go to Otter Space.
They Planet.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
A: They're doing research on black holes.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
They planet!
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
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NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.
Because the stakes would be too high.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(
They planet
Nothing, it was on Mars
Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
Rocket Farts.
Because it had their Curiosity.
For planning high trees, son.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
The Czech bounced.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
Miscarriage
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
A bunch of moooovers.
A cannibull
He pities the fool.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
He went back to square one....
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.