How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite