How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !