Chick to chick !
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
because chicken.
Secret Satan.
Treeson.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Not many of them know how to dance.
Tango (tan go).
He had no body to go with !