How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet