What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )