What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan