What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !