A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Because they keep stepping on the string.
A landmine.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
Boom.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Coo clucks clan
