A chicken stepping on a landmine.
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
A landmine.
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.
Landmines.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
BOOM!
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Around the cluck !
