What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.