What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.