What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.