What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.