Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.