Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.