Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against