Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against