Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!