Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.