Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*