Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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He touched the stove before it was cool...