Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it