Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.