How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.