How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.