How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.