How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart