How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...