The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
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Let's knot."
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
A degree in law.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Interracial
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Marriage
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2 years of marriage.
You may now "hiss" the bride.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
The energy bill ...
A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
After the ring, you wake up!
Because she stole his heart
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
Feyonce
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
It already has at least hundred degrees
Because she's a cover thief.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Crimea River
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Neither one works.
Because proper tea is theft.
By trying to jump rope.
Because he was knotty
Because he has a high opinion of himself
To marry Jane