What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.