What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.