What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol