What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart