Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was well arrested!
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A conversation of energy.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
1.21 jigga watts
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
The energy bill ...
Students: Yes!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
They're way too into Stalin
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
They get to meet their old flames!
Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.
Willis.
You con-du-it!!!
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Because he took the stairs.
for disturbing the peas!
I'd like some H20 please.
None, that's what interns are for.
