Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.