Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was well arrested!
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A conversation of energy.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
1.21 jigga watts
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
The energy bill ...
Students: Yes!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?
When it gets a handle on life.
Because he was a slice of bread
The bond market crashed.
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Because they won't commute.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Because they're full of cans.
They both recycle.