Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET