Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
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Coffee Mug
He was well arrested!
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A conversation of energy.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
1.21 jigga watts
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
The energy bill ...
Students: Yes!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
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Hinduism... Om......
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
He got into treble.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A condom.
He always came on time.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
They can't handle the triggers.
