Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Heisenberg Jokes More Heisenberg Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors