Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
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Coffee Mug
He was well arrested!
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A conversation of energy.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
1.21 jigga watts
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
The energy bill ...
Students: Yes!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
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During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
M O R M O N
South Koreans
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
When it gets a handle on life.
Because they're always the life of the party!
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A vice grip.
They can't handle the trigger!
BB-L8
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
the cow didn't make it.
OK