Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.