Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Previous Random Joke Next

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist