Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears