What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!