What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut