What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

N Jokes More N Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!