What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.