What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair