How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*