Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Because they have rubbers on their end.
Violet
She had a weast infection.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
A pair of nurses
A: A decade Ba dum tish.