Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
None, they're all screwed.
OVER 9000
None, because they can't change anything.
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
I herd.
None. We pay a German to do it.
Over 9000.
They never stop to ask directions.
Neighbor.
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
Now, this may be difficult to hear..."
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.