What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist