Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!