Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it