Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."