How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.