How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.