What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.