What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"