What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.