What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.