How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!