A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
One.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Because it was screwed up!
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Because 7 8 10.
Mack-a-Dameon.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Who declared west africa ebola-free.
Surrendre*