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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.