What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.