What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!