What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.