What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.