What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.