What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.