Phil Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Stu Jokes More Stu Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up