Phil Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Stu Jokes More Stu Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.