How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.