How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever