God is the answer.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
It was two tired.
Loo-Loo !
Because ah, the egg roll.
Because we're not all sandwiches
A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
He got a taste of religion.
Islamabad.
