Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.