Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!