Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.