What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.