How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!