How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.