How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger