Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry