Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance