Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.