Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy