What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.