What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.