How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!