How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.