How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.