How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.