How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.