How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Road Sign Jokes More Road Sign Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'