How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH