She broke it trying to read the road signs.
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Names!
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Triple, eh?
Try to get her off!
He was dyslexic.
Curses, foiled again!"
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
She sings with the other hand.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'