How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!