How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph