How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'