What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon