What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Previous Random Joke Next

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Vaporeon Jokes More Vaporeon Jokes

Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon