What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon