What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon