Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.