Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!