Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.