Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.