Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.