Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!