What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag