What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.