What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.