Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.