Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.