Arrrr Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

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A: Luters.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

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