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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.