What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.