What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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F dt bich

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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rated movies.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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