What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA