What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..