What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13