Because they were 50% off!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
The party was for "Wights only."
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
Top notch.
