Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.