Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.