Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.