He was shot in the face.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
SLAP!
Cha-chink!
Its his name.
Press pray.
Phil Ming
A condescending condescending
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
