Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three