A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.