Banjo Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn