What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.