What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.