Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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They give each other a milk shake!

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A milk shake!

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Your head hits the ceiling!

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Burning ham!

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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These Boots Are Made For Walken.....