What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline