What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!