Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools