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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'