Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.