Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly