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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

S Jokes More S Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.