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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!