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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel