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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A bench can support a family

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.