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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.